i went to my boyfriend and i was like “hey babe theres a few books i want you think you can buy them for me?” and he was like “umm sure how much is it?” and i showed him my wishlist
and he looks at me and goes “you really are insane and it honestly concerns me at times” and then gave this whole “there are people dying in africa” speech
as if Adore reads
Why is Azealia Banks so quiet???//
out of respect for Joan Rivers
listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date
lol ‘listen to straight people’
COME ON SEASON 16 LETS GET SICKENING
today is my one year anniversary with my boyfriend but I had to work this morning and he is at work tonight so we gonna celebrate tomorrow so in the meantime everyone be jealous of our love
I’m really feelin’ that Mexican bisexual witch on ANTM
i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.
you didnt have to preface this with ‘i cant fucking stand jennifer lawrence’
i dont know how it happened but Im drinking wine and listening to Limp Bizkits greatest hits
Anonymous said: If you had a superpower what would it be?
Anonymous said: dont u ever feel a little craving for a circumcised dick? idk i think i do :/
no bc u can just suck on a thumb instead
MY PENIS WAS TURNED INTO A THUMB AGAINST MY WILL
I think I want Miss Murder played at my funeral.