they forgot the true queen of limp blonde wigs tho

they forgot the true queen of limp blonde wigs tho

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literally me in the 90s

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i just wanna peel that elmer’s glue off his face

i just wanna peel that elmer’s glue off his face

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you’re one in a million in my ass :(

you’re one in a million in my ass :(

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is the answer 19?

is the answer 19?

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fullmetalmorphine said: POPULAR WAS RYAN MURPHY'S?! That explains so much.

Yes and it does doesnt it. Everyone who follows me that hasnt watched Popular and doesnt know who MARY CHERRY the greatest tv character is needs to watch it.

Also Popular’s musical episode is basically the first episode of Glee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHKso7iVHk

aperture-of-consciousness:

bratbum:

Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I kink shame

I read it in the voice of a 20 year old twink and then it wasnt so weird

aperture-of-consciousness:

bratbum:

Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I kink shame

I read it in the voice of a 20 year old twink and then it wasnt so weird

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cyclonias:

it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

must have been your first Ryan Murphy show

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juiciestass:

kawaiipriivilege:

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE

You don’t see any other race tripping and falling around like damn fools in scary movies so yes all white people

we dont all look like drew barrymore

vers4vers

vers4vers

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

you should be more concerned with saving your battery life, 4 percent?????

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

you should be more concerned with saving your battery life, 4 percent?????

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teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful
signs you should dump him sad but true :(

haha so helpful sad but true

teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful

signs you should dump him sad but true :(

haha so helpful sad but true

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theracismrepellent:

caprediem:

fuckyoulosersinthephotag:

HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

wtf

I’m going to throw up, THIS is appropriation of cultural foods okay guys?
-Jack

but she spelled it phunky, you guys

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vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE

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